Blazing Saddles

Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess.

5.0 / 5.0
1
2
3
4
5

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)

Edit Delete

Movie:: Blazing Saddles
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Bart, Jim
Related Quotes:: Blazing Saddles Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Bart Quotes, Jim Quotes
Added:: March 03, 2008

Blazing Saddles Quotes

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Permalink: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought c...

Recent Views: 5

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

Permalink: I got it. I got it. You do? We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em. ...

Recent Views: 5