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John Winger: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Soldiers: To get from the left to the right
John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
Soldiers: He ain't no chicken no more

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• Added: September 26, 2007

You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.

John Winger

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• Added: September 26, 2007

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