Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.


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Movie:
Stripes
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
John Winger, Russell Ziskey
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Stripes Quotes

John Winger: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Soldiers: To get from the left to the right
John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
Soldiers: He ain't no chicken no more

You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.

John Winger