You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

Mama Boucher

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Movie:
The Waterboy
Genre:
Comedy
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You can do it. Cut his fucking head off.

Townie

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Bobby Boucher