There's Something About Mary

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.

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Movie:: There's Something About Mary
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Ted Stroehmann
Related Quotes:: There's Something About Mary Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Ted Stroehmann Quotes
Added:: April 23, 2007

There's Something About Mary Quotes

Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!
Mary's Stepfather

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Added: April 23, 2007

Tucker: Really? Where would I have seen your work?
Pat Healy: Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?
Tucker: Twice last year. Which building's yours?
Pat Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
Pat Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

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Added: April 23, 2007