Teen #1: You holding?
Jay: Shit, everything except coke, heroin, and your cock!


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Movie:
Clerks II
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Character:
Jay
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I'm gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.

Hobbit Lover

Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!

Jay