David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)

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Movie:
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
David, Cal
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The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
David: There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
David: Well, this is... It's called School of... You know...
Andy Stitzer: That's nice.
David: But it stars Jack Black Cock.
Andy Stitzer: That makes sense.

I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.

Andy Stitzer