You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game.

Cal

Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 (23 Votes)

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Movie:
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Cal
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You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant.

Cal

I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.

Andy Stitzer