Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore: You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME?
Bob Barker: I don't want a PIECE of you, I want the whole THING!

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Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Happy Gilmore
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Happy Gilmore Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006
Modified:: March 05, 2015 11:31

Happy Gilmore Quotes

You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... you jackass!
Donald

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Added: September 27, 2006

Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

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Added: September 27, 2006