Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore: You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME?
Bob Barker: I don't want a PIECE of you, I want the whole THING!

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Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Happy Gilmore
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Happy Gilmore Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006
Modified:: March 05, 2015 11:31

Happy Gilmore Quotes

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

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Added: September 27, 2006

I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.
Happy Gilmore

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Added: September 27, 2006