You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.

William

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Movie:
Can't Hardly Wait
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
William Lichter
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Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!

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Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine!

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