Ishmael: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Roy: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.


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Movie:
Kingpin
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Roy Munson, Ishmael Boorg
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What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

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Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin'.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.