Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus.

Bartleby

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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Character:
Bartleby
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Dogma Quotes

[waking from a dream] I didn't cum on you, Pete, I swear.

Jay

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron