Superhero Movie

Uncle Albert: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on the sidewalk.
Aunt Lucille Adams: And you've always had a tiny penis.
Uncle Albert: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?

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Movie:: Superhero Movie
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Uncle Albert
Related Quotes:: Superhero Movie Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Uncle Albert Quotes
Added:: July 08, 2008

Superhero Movie Quotes

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my crotch!

Permalink: With great power comes... ow! Try to breathe! I can't. You'...

Added: March 31, 2008

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!

Permalink: With great power comes... ow! Great responsibility? Try to br...

Added: July 08, 2008