Uncle Albert: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on the sidewalk.
Aunt Lucille Adams: And you've always had a tiny penis.
Uncle Albert: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?


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Movie:
Superhero Movie
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Uncle Albert
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Rick Riker: Try to breathe!
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