The Penguin: You're coming with me, Mr. Chip Shreck, to die!
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Not Chip! Please! If you have one shred of human decency in you, you'll take me instead.
The Penguin: I don't, so no.
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Come on, aren't I the one you want? Max Shreck, the guy you really want to see immersed up to his eyeballs in raw sewage?
The Penguin: ...Okay, you got a point. I'll let the little prince live.


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Movie:
Batman Returns
Genre:
Comic Book
Franchise:
Batman Movies
Character:
The Penguin
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The Penguin: Things change.

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[Batman walks away]
Selina Kyle: Well, that was brief. Just like all the men in my life.