Happy Gilmore

Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

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Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Happy Gilmore
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Happy Gilmore Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006
Modified:: March 05, 2015 11:31

Happy Gilmore Quotes

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

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Added: September 27, 2006

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

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Added: September 27, 2006