11 Best Mean Girls Quotes

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It's hard to believe but Mean Girls came out ten years ago to the day -- April 30, 2004.

Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert starred as the titular ladies who largely made other high school students' lives hell. 

In honor of the tenth anniversary of all things Mean, we present 11 of our favorite Mean Girls quotes!

Click through and enjoy the best 11 Mean Girls quotes.

1. Fetch!

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Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Anything sounds better with the word "Fetch" in it! And Mean Girls made that word pratically iconic..

2. Cady Calls It Like It is

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[narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

Cady
Cady brings a level of honesty to a movie that is filled with such "plastic."

3. Cady's New!

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Regina: Why don't I know you?
Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina: What?
Cady: I used to be home-schooled.
Regina: Wait... what?
Cady: My mom taught me at home...
Regina: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.

Welcome to hel--- sorry, high school, Cady!

4. Breaking News! Karen Isn't Stupid

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Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

We all know how everyone feels about Karen.

5. Cady Makes a Friend

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I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!

Regina
Cady makes a friend and -- surprise -- it's Regina!

6. Gretchen Has Problems

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I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Gretchen
Gretchen can't help it if she's popular!

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Mean Girls Quotes

Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

[narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

Cady