22 Jump Street Quotes

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22 Jump Street topped the box office and even better, it gave us as many fantastic lines as we got with those 21 Jump Street quotes.

1. Jump Street Boys Kick Ass

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Captain Dickson: We Jump Street, and we 'bout to jump in yo ass.
Jenko: Mmmm-hmmm.
Schmidt: Right in the crack.

The boys are back and they're ready to kick some ass.

2. Jenko & Schmidt Try to be Latin

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Schmidt: Yo Sleepy, wus up homie!, everyone saying that Sleepy he like the Mexican wolverine
Scarface: Why you not talking?
Jenko: My name is Jeff

Jonah Hill gets into character, Channing Tatum, not so much!

3. Korean Church Replaced by Vietnamese One

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Jenko: Oh, hey, look, there's Korean Jesus.
Captain Dickson: It's Vietnamese Jesus now, you racist motherfucker.

They moved across the street to a Vietnamese church. So, it's a Vietnamese Jesus!

4. Deputy Chief Hardy Not Thrilled They're Back

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Deputy Chief Hardy: Well I hoped never to see you again.
Schmidt: What's up, dawg?
Jenko: We back!
Deputy Chief Hardy: Ladies, nobody gave a s*** about the Jump Street reboot but you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going. The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back so we're moving you across the road to 22 Jump Street.

Even though their boss isn't thrilled they're back, we sure are!

5. Ice Cube's Feeling Sick

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Capt. Dickson: Somebody's cooking up a new drug.
Jenko: Wipe? wipey? Wipey?
Capt. Dickson: No, you dumb motherfucker, WiFi
Schmidt: Play on, player.
Capt. Dickson: Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?

It seems that every time that Jonah Hill opens his mouth, Ice Cube wants to throw up.

6. Yes, Yes, They are Older!

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Schmidt: We'll go around to classes and activities, ask about the drug, find out who the dealer is.
Jenko: Do we look older or does everyone in college look like babies?

We love Jump Street's ability to poke fun at their obvious age differences!

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22 Jump Street Quotes

Schmidt: Listen, Mr. Walters, I should apologize…
Mr. Walters: For shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it. They gave me a vagina. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!
Eric: No, you're not!
Mr. Walters: Yes, I am! You own this ass.

Look at Dickson's office. It looks like a giant cube of ice.

Schmidt

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