22 Jump Street Quotes

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7. Jenko & Schmidt: Power Couple

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Jenko: We're like a power couple.
Schmidt: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. You're a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be.

Is being like Rihanna and Chris Brown a good thing?

8. Coed Bathrooms!

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Jenko: What? Co-ed bathrooms!
Schmidt: Fuck! I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time we're here.

...and what does that mean for our dynamic duo?

9. They're Heading to College!

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Capt. Dickson: I got a big ass raise to babysit you two again.
Jenko: We're going back to high school?
Capt. Dickson: No, you look like you about 50. You going to MC State. You two sons of bitches are going to college!

There's no way these guys are going back to high school undercover. Even college is pushing it, right?!

10. Rob Riggle's Back Too!

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Schmidt: Listen, Mr. Walters, I should apologize…
Mr. Walters: For shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it. They gave me a vagina. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!
Eric: No, you're not!
Mr. Walters: Yes, I am! You own this ass.

Riggle's penis might have been shot off, but he's got something else down there!

11. Channing Gets It, Jonah Does Not

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It’s just drinking games and bonding, why is that so painful for you?

Jenko
Jonah has trouble fitting in... Channing does not!

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22 Jump Street Quotes

Schmidt: Listen, Mr. Walters, I should apologize…
Mr. Walters: For shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it. They gave me a vagina. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!
Eric: No, you're not!
Mr. Walters: Yes, I am! You own this ass.

Look at Dickson's office. It looks like a giant cube of ice.

Schmidt

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