Shrek is feeling over-domesticated in the fourth installment. He has lost his roar. It used to send villagers running away in terror. Now they run to him and ask him to sign their pitchforks and torches. To regain his ogre mojo, he strikes a deal with Rumpelstiltskin.
Jay: You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this? Brodie: All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down. Jay: He's fucking dead! Brodie: Oh let it go, he's under a lot of pressure. [T.S. and Gwen approach them] T.S. Quint: What the hell happened? Jay: The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass. Brodie: I had it coming. Jay: [to Silent Bob] Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob. [Jay and Silent Bob leave] T.S. Quint: What really happened? Brodie: The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a raincheck into my stomach. Gwen: Shannon Hamilton? T.S. Quint: You know that guy? Gwen: I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable. T.S. Quint: What? Like the back of a Volkswagen? Brodie: Sounds like his M.O.
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.