If God exists, why did he create ugly people?
Oh, dear Zoolander, or two hundred lander, if you can't read 2oolander, the pun, correctly, or maybe Zoolander eye eye, if you were Italian (trust me, watch), how we have missed you!
It's funny, because upon the initial viewing of Zoolander back in the day, it was just kinda...dopey. But then it grew into this behemoth that became a part of our culture, and if you can think of a time you didn't associate a eulogy with a eugoogly, then you're a better person than I am.
Never caught yourself doing Blue Steel in the mirror and thought about Zoolander? Bully for you!
Honestly, February 16th just cannot get here soon enough. Who would have guessed?