It's still hard to believe Zoolander was a hit in the first place.

The entire premise is so freakin' bizarre.

Yet here we are, years later, waiting for Zoolander 2 to come out.

This time, dude is a bit on the old side, but everyone is emulating his special looks.

Because. DUH.

My favorite moment of the new Zoolander TV spot is Owen Wilson tossing the mason jar at Ben Stiller's face screaming...

TEQUILA!

"You really are an idiot, aren't you?"

Yes, Derek Zoolander really is an idiot, but he's our idiot, and I think we'll keep him.

Look out this winter, because it's going to be an awesome Valentine's Day weekend whether you're all alone or in love.

The theater can be your love. Alright, it's gonna be mine. Admitted and acknowledged.

Zoolander 2 will be fighting Deadpool for our love in theaters February 12.